Episodes
Tuesday Nov 05, 2019
I'm Free (Heaven Helps Kenny Loggins Break Out of Prison?)
Tuesday Nov 05, 2019
Tuesday Nov 05, 2019
Sometimes you are looking for old songs, and you drift into rabbit holes of blissful nostalgia. Deep dark rabbit holes with songs by Kenny Loggins drawing you further into the dark. And you're thinking to yourself, wait, Kenny is leading you too far into the dark. Turn back before it's too late. But his dulcet tone draws you further in.
Then you watch a video starring a heavily bearded nearly middle-aged Kenny breaking out of prison to be with his teenage girlfriend (played by Virginia Madsen).
And also nunchucks are involved. Stay for the nunchucks.
All songs from the Free Music Archive: http://freemusicarchive.org
Meydän - Insomnia Pt. 1
Meydän - Insomnia Pt. 2
Meydän - Underwater
Meydän - Insomnia Pt. 2
Meydän - Underwater
Monday Sep 23, 2019
Hereditary - a Pretty Package with a Gag Gift Inside
Monday Sep 23, 2019
Monday Sep 23, 2019
You know, I'm a calm person. Known for being calm and understanding and taking things easy. The picture of a calm breeze on an open field kind of calm.
Then I saw Hereditary. Weeks after watching this movie, there have been requests for me to stop whining about the ending. Those requests were denied.
Unless you want to see a bunch of elderly naked people acting weird, this movie is probably not for you.
All songs from the Free Music Archive: http://freemusicarchive.org
Ian Sutherland - The Path
Coldnoise - Flowers 2013
Marco Trovatello - Shuttleworth Interval
Tuesday Aug 06, 2019
Cameras Lie - Especially When You Use 7 Photo Filters
Tuesday Aug 06, 2019
Tuesday Aug 06, 2019
Movies are just moving paintings with sound. They keep you very close to them, and away from the light of day. They lie to you. They tell you things only a moviegoer can understand. But they are really pretty beasts.
Stuff that I read before I recorded this:
http://theabyssgazes.blogspot.com/2010/03/teal-and-orange-hollywood-please-stop.html
https://www.mensjournal.com/features/building-a-bigger-action-hero-20140418/
All songs from the Free Music Archive: http://freemusicarchive.org
Little Glass Men - Desert Castles
The Insider - Time to Move and Motivate
Simon Mathewson - Tick Tock
Cairo Braga - Goodbye, Outer Space
Monday Jul 08, 2019
Under the Silver Lake - Is Basically Teenage Boy's Fever Dream
Monday Jul 08, 2019
Monday Jul 08, 2019
Under the Silver Lake is brilliant if you are a teenager who is obsessed with playing records backwards for secret messages. In other words, if you are looking for conspiracies everywhere because you are very, very, bored, you'll probably like this movie.
It's a really pretty movie if you turn the sound off, though. And your storyline is probably going to be better.
All songs from the Free Music Archive: http://freemusicarchive.org
Nathaniel Wyvern - Sanctuary of the Sky Gods
James Pants - Tonight By The Moonlight
Monday Jun 17, 2019
The Kissing Booth - Yes My Niece Picked The Movie
Monday Jun 17, 2019
Monday Jun 17, 2019
The Kissing Booth is a Netflix film that was picked when my niece, because all my movie choices are "too old". Yes, she is 12. She is guesting on this episode because she told me that she was guesting, and I find it best not to argue with her.
We talk about which part of the movie to skip (the entire second half - spoiler), which animals she will allow to live when she is a veterinarian, and what human being she would be willing to feed to a hungry animal.
All songs from the Free Music Archive: http://freemusicarchive.org
Drake Staff - Her
mo-seph - Slow Decent
Psychadelic Pedestrian - Raindrops
Drake Staff - Her
Tuesday May 14, 2019
Tuesday May 14, 2019
50 First Dates is the story of a man who is obsessed with reliving the first date experience, and his dream girl who has head trauma, and can't remember any of their dates. Also looking at the other side of the coin with Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, where the couple no longer wants to remember any of their dates. Which side do you fall on?
All songs from the Free Music Archive: http://freemusicarchive.org
New England Air by BOPD
Shuttleworth (Interval) by Marco Tovatello
Monday Mar 18, 2019
The Money Pit - Yes, Your House May be Homicidal
Monday Mar 18, 2019
Monday Mar 18, 2019
The Money Pit is the story of a neglected house trying to use some Rube Goldberg style accidents to remove its current owners. They should have paid more attention to its needs. Also Wile E Coyote should have made lunch of that stupid bird.
All songs from the http://freemusicarchive.org
Steppin by Wake
Led By the Dress Colored Red by Augustus Bro and Gallery Six
Effects of Elevation (Citizen by Revolution Void
Sunday Mar 03, 2019
Alien - Corporate Politics Gone Wrong
Sunday Mar 03, 2019
Sunday Mar 03, 2019
Alien is a movie about a Space Tug that was sent to do scientific research, because their power-driven manager was trying to hijack another department's meeting. Promising the moon and stars to the executives in attendance because the other manager took the last danish.
As a notice to all the space corporations out there, maybe don't send a space tugboat crew to do potentially dangerous space exploration. Maybe focus on their strengths, like space tugboating.
All songs from the http://freemusicarchive.org
Hallon by Christian Bjoerklund
New England is Insteresting by BOPD
A BIRTH OF A PEACEFUL INTERNAL RENISSANCE by Trans Atlantic Rage
Happy Song (Instrumental) by Pachyderm